of strippers and teenagers

he wants me to strip for him

i wouldn't really object except i think it's not in my bag of tricks. sure i can dance. sure i can take my clothes off. not quite sure i can do both at the same time. so i imagine it'll be a little jamie lee curtis in true lies awkward. why? i don't think i'm sexy enough to strip. he would object (he play snapped at me cause i said my labia was fat), but i still hold to my belief. it takes a certain amount of skill to strip, and i was not gifted with that talent. i'd rather just take him to a strip club, and bone him after. that's the extent of my interest

and speaking of boning... i cannot wait to get my hands around him this weekend. every few months i'm like a 16 year old boy. i'm constantly horny, and he's 2 hours away. it doesn't help that he says the best dirty things. do you ever get so horny that just the weight of your own clothes could potentially cause you to orgasm? just adjusting the way i'm sitting sends little jolts through my body. most of the time, i can push it all back and go about my business. but there are those quiet moments that require all of my self restraint to avoid spending the rest of the day in bed with my little butterfly. i'm holding back at this point because i know how good this weekend is going to be. plus the first orgasm after a lull can be so intense. all i can say is it's excellent that his roommate will be gone (for her sake, not mine ;))

happy 4th, lovers

slumber party

a couple weeks ago, i attended a slumber party. not a "pillow fight, let's braid hair and talk about crushes until 4am" slumber party. a "sex toy, tingling lube and share handjob tips" slumber party

NB is a new consultant so she roped her roommate into hosting a party at their place. it was a very small group, which made things more interesting. i've been to a few parties in the past (hosted one), and there's usually far too many people to pass much around. so you don't get to touch, taste or smell as many products. on this occasion, we got to experience lots of everything. i still managed to avoid being the sole guinea pig to put something minty on my nipples or clitoris, while everyone else applies to the arm. but i did have to hold the cock between my legs while everyone threw rings at it like horseshoes. embarassing and hilarious... unfortunately, i'd just gotten a tattoo the day before so my funds were a bit low. i ended up getting toy cleaner, a book, sanitary wipes and lube*... and i booked a party :) not that i expect a ton of my friends to show up and buy stuff, but i think it'd be fun for everyone. who doesn't love giggling over blue dildos that stick to the wall? i might scope out the website a bit beforehand to decide on what i want. i already know i'm getting $10, which is a tiny bonus :)

if you've never been to a toy party before, you definitely should. they're always a hoot. grab some wine, some friends and remember to always test the merchandise

*anal-eaze. i'll let you put that together on your own